Tag: laugh
member name: Betsy C.
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June 11, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
Her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like
To . . .
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June 19, 2008 04:06 PM EDT --
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
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April 30, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, . . .
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June 16, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
ok so what happens at that Magical number of 3000?
I am half way there now! woo hooo!!!
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May 30, 2008 10:12 AM EDT --
Patience is the key to solutions. Arab proverb
I truly believe in patience... but patience doesn't always mean sit back and wait to see what happens! Sometimes you need to take a stand . . .
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July 24, 2008 09:35 PM EDT --
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping
her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking
her to jail they decide to just drive her home. . . .
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July 29, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
Parent's Dictionary of Meanings
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate . . .
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August 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT --
A n elderly woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and . . .
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June 16, 2008 11:12 AM EDT --
The Coat Hanger
A woman was at work when she received a phone call
that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She
left her work
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July 30, 2008 04:15 PM EDT --
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL . . .
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August 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT --
The irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know
where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper . . .
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June 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Another little flower that I am quite fond of.
can you identify what type of flower this is?
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May 28, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
If I Didn't Have Dogs...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and
laminated.
All flat surfaces, . . .
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April 30, 2008 06:15 PM EDT --
Midnight Stormy Cloudy and Shadow's mommy was rescued just 2 days before giving birth to these adorable little babies. Sheba is still with us and has been a most wonderful and gentle momma! . . .
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July 23, 2008 08:25 PM EDT --
How's Norma ?
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
doing?'
The operator . . .
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May 07, 2008 12:21 AM EDT --
All my kittens have found homes including momma. The last one - the silver one goes tomorrow!
I will miss them all but am so very glad to have the smell disipating from my household...
Shed a . . .
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May 27, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre .
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured . . .
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May 28, 2008 06:53 PM EDT --
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
reach . . .
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May 11, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
Happy Mother's Day!
Tell a special memory about your Mom!
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April 06, 2008 06:19 PM EDT --
Do you have a story that made you so embarrased...
why not share it here!!!
I have one to share...
we were invited to my husband's boss's home for Clam Bake get together... She is . . .
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